Think Before You Speak

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Theme: Think Before You Speak

E-mail Forward: Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back…or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….

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New Scam

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Theme~Scams

Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones. While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their ‘mark’ (or intended target) with a show of friendliness , the fourth — the eldest — sneaks in from behind the person’s back to expertly rifle through his or her pocket or purse for any valuables.

Be on the alert!!

Click Read More to see a photo from a recent attack that was captured on film.

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The Dawne Key Diet

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Hump Day Humor Sixteenth Edition: Theme~Diets/Dieting

The Dawn Keye Diet

This really works….A friend of mine, who is a nurse talked to me about the Atkins Diet, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, & the latest of course, The South Beach Diet. Since she is a nurse, & has done a lot of study & research on dieting, I truly think she has found the real answer to weight loss:

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Broken Escalator

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Hump Day Humor Fifteenth Edition: Theme~The Office

Broken Escalator

So what do you do when you’re running late to work and the escalator you’re on suddenly stops? I guess the answer isn’t quite as obvious for some people.

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Why? Why? Why?

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Hump Day Humor Fourteenth Edition: Theme~Ponderisms/Ponderings

Why? Why? Why?

  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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You Might Be a School Employee If…

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Hump Day Humor Thirteenth Edition

Theme: School Employees

You Might Be a School Employee If…

  • YOU might be a school employee if you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick.
  • YOU might be a school employee if you want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off.

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De-Stressers

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Hump Day Humor Twelfth Edition

Theme: Cartoons (anything)

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