Lawyers

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I am not really in a humorous mood right now-so this isn’t really a humorous post, but I just received an email from my SIL and she is a lawyer (along with my brother)-how appropriate. Anywho-she was randomly chosen out of some 80,000 Texas layers to be on the State Bar of Texas website. Just click on the link below and scroll down and she is at the bottom. Her name is Sylvia. Come on back and let me know what you think.

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Double-Decker Bus

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Theme: Blondes

Double-Decker Bus

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter
a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team
rides on the top level.

The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them
realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She
decides to go up and investigate.

When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in
fear, staring straight ahead. She says, “What the heck is going on up
here? We’re having a grand time downstairs!”

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Getting Older

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Theme: Getting Older

(Just got home at 9:00 p.m. CST-aaahhhh! Tomorrow is registration for the whole school-just 2 hours-whew! I am so not ready-lol)

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Here’s Your Sign

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Theme: Signs

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Baked Beans

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Theme: Surprises

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.” He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.

I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage…

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

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Bruce Loves Jenny

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Theme: Marriage

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

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Do You Know?

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Theme: Cars/Automobiles/Vehicles

Do You Know?

What is a 710 knob?

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Think Before You Speak

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Theme: Think Before You Speak

E-mail Forward: Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back…or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….

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New Scam

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Theme~Scams

Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones. While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their ‘mark’ (or intended target) with a show of friendliness , the fourth — the eldest — sneaks in from behind the person’s back to expertly rifle through his or her pocket or purse for any valuables.

Be on the alert!!

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The Dawne Key Diet

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The Dawn Keye Diet

This really works….A friend of mine, who is a nurse talked to me about the Atkins Diet, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, & the latest of course, The South Beach Diet. Since she is a nurse, & has done a lot of study & research on dieting, I truly think she has found the real answer to weight loss:

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Broken Escalator

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Broken Escalator

So what do you do when you’re running late to work and the escalator you’re on suddenly stops? I guess the answer isn’t quite as obvious for some people.

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Why? Why? Why?

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Why? Why? Why?

  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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You Might Be a School Employee If…

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You Might Be a School Employee If…

  • YOU might be a school employee if you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick.
  • YOU might be a school employee if you want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off.

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De-Stressers

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Theme: Cartoons (anything)

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Why God Made Moms

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WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:


Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

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Funny Pets

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Hump Day Humor Tenth Edition~Theme: Pets

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Is that you Rusty? Oh no it isn’t. I saw the “real you” in a car seat already-lol!

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S is for Survivor

Hump Day Humor Ninth Edition

Theme: Teachers

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The Next “Survivor”?

Have you heard about the next planned “Survivor” show?

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Theme: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

DR. PHIL : “The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems “.

OPRAH: “Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens”.

GEORGE W. BUSH: “We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here”.

COLIN POWELL: “Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road… “

ANDERSON COOPER – CNN: “We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road”.

JOHN KERRY: “Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it”.

NANCY GRACE: “That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks”.

PAT BUCHANAN: “To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American”.

MARTHA STEWART: “No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information”.

DR SEUSS: “Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told”.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: “To die in the rain. Alone”.

JERRY FALWELL: “Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like ‘the other side’. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that”.

GRANDPA: “In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough”.

BARBARA WALTERS: “Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road”.

JOHN LENNON: “Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace”.



ARISTOTLE: “It is the nature of chickens to cross the road”.

BILL GATES: “I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C% …….. reboot”.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: “Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken”.

BILL CLINTON: “I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken”.

AL GORE: “I invented the chicken”!

COLONEL SANDERS: “Did I miss one”?

DICK CHENEY: “Where’s my gun”?

AL SHARPTON: “Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. “

HILARY CLINTON: ” I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire”.

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B is for Birds & Bees

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008

~Out of the Mouths of Babes~

Birds & Bees

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A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block”? Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat”.

”What’s that mean”? asked the child.

“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage”.

The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you”.

Dad said, “Bring Belle over here”. He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
“OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block”.

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle”?

( YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )

The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home”.

If you ain’t laffin’..
You ain’t livin’!

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You Know You’re From Tennessee if…

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Fifth Edition

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

~YOUR State/Country~

(example: Tennesseans…or Only in Tennessee)

You know you’re from Tennessee if:

1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You’ve ever had to switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
3. You use “fix” as a verb. Example: “I’m fixing to go to the store
4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
5. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
6. You know what a “VOL” is.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car…for your OWN car.
11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday
12. You find 100 degrees fahrenheit “a little warm”.
13. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
14. You know whether another Tennessean is from east, west or middle Tennessee as soon as they open their mouth.
15. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as”goin’ Wal-martin” or off to “Wally World”.
16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather.
17. A carbonated soft drink isn’t a soda, cola or pop…it’s a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: “What kinda coke you want?”
18. Fried catfish is the other white meat.

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Mothers Can Be Embarrassing

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

~Politics~

Mothers Can Be Embarrassing

(I hope I do not offend anyone)

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their mothers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up — teacher, nurse,
businesswoman, Saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother,
he replied, “Well my mother’s an exotic dancer in a
cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men
and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then
took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true
about your mother?”

“No,” the boy said, “She works for the Democratic
National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton
to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
say that in front of the other kids.”
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Woman’s Week at the Gym

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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
~Exercise/At the Gym~

Woman’s Week at the Gym

If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,

For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear)
purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.


MONDAY:

Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess – with blond hair,dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!

Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week-!!


TUESDAY:

I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.

Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda’s rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT-!! It’s a whole new life for me.


WEDNESDAY:

The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn’t try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other shit too.


THURSDAY :

Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn’t help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny bitch to find me.

Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine — which I sank.


FRIDAY :

I hate that bitch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it.

Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don’t have any triceps! And if you don’t want dents in the floor, don’t hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.

Why couldn’t it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?


SATURDAY :

Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.


SUNDAY :
I’m having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little shit) will choose a gift for me that is fun — like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

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Hump Day Humor #2

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

~Children~

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by 2nd grade school children
to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.


Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What’s the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers w ithout scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
her head.

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Hump Day Humor #1

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This is a personal meme that I created at Mercedes Rocks. Mercedes Rocks is my other new blog that will host two memes for now. Hump Day Wednesday and Scrumptious Sunday. I will be participating in this meme each Wednesday.

 

Hump Day Humor: I was inspired to start this meme when I realized I personally needed a Wednesday meme with words (I already participate in Wordless Wednesdays). This meme is for  participants to post anything humorous on Hump Day~Wednesday~to add a little humor to our lives to help us get through the rest of the work week.  Right now I will post a theme for your post to go with, or I might ask some humorous questions to be answered for this meme. Please visit Mercedes Rocks to participate in this meme and check out the page on About These Two Memes to learn more about these two memes, frequently asked questions, more hints about memes, and Mr. Linky.

 

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

~POEMS~

 

POEM FOR MOM

 

My son came home from school one day,

With a smirk upon his face.

He decided he was smart enough

To put me in my place.

           

“Guess what I learned in Civics Two

that’s taught by Mr. Wright

It’s all about the laws today.

The ‘Children’s Bill of Rights.’

         

It says I need not clean my room,

Don’t have to cut my hair

No one can tell me what to think,

Or speak, or what to wear.

                

I have freedom from religion,

And regardless what you say,

I don’t have to bow my head,

And I sure don’t have to pray.

                   

I can wear earrings if I want,

And pierce my tongue & nose.

I can read & watch just what I like,

Get tattoos from head to toe.

          

And if you ever spank me,

I’ll charge you with a crime.

I’ll back up all my charges,

With the marks on my behind.

           

Don’t you ever touch me,

My body’s only for my use,

Not for your hugs and kisses,

that’s just more child abuse.

                   

Don’t preach about your morals,

Like your Mama did to you.

That’s nothing more than mind control,

And it’s illegal too!

              

Mom, I have these children’s rights,

So you can’t influence me,

Or I’ll call Children’s Services Division,

Better known as C.S.D.”

               

Mom’s Reply and Thoughts

           

Of course my first instinct was

To toss him out the door.

But the chance to teach him a lesson

Made me think a little more.

            

I mulled it over carefully,

I couldn’t let this go.

A smile crept upon my face,

He’s messing with a pro.

        

Next day I took him shopping

At the local Goodwill Store..

I told him, “Pick out all you want,

There’s shirts & pants galore.

            

I’ve called and checked with C.S.D.

Who said they didn’t care

If I bought you K-Mart shoes

Instead of those Nike Airs.

             

I’ve cancelled that appointment

To take your driver’s test.

The C.S.D. is unconcerned

So I’ll decide what’s best.”

        

I said “No time to stop and eat,

Or pick up stuff to munch.

And tomorrow you can start to learn

To make your own sack lunch.

            

Just save the raging appetite,

And wait till dinner time.

We’re having liver and onions,

A favorite dish of mine.”

                

He asked “Can I please rent a movie,

To watch on my VCR?”

“Sorry, but I sold your TV,

For new tires on my car.

          

I also rented out your room,

You’ll take the couch instead.

The C.S.D. requires

Just a roof over your head.

             

Your clothing won’t be trendy now,

I’ll choose what we eat.

That allowance that you used to get,

Will buy me something neat.

           

I’m selling off your jet ski,

Dirt-bike & roller blades.

Check out the ‘Parents Bill of Rights’,

It’s in effect today!

            

Hey hot shot, are you crying,

Why are you on your knees?

Are you asking God to help you out,

Instead of C.S.D.?”

             

Need Your Input

OK~need some advice and input from ALL of you: I have had another WordPress account for some time (mercedesrocks.wordpress.com). I just had that account pointing to this account. I also have my own domain: mercedesrocks.com~and I just had it pointing to this WordPress account too. 

               

I believe I want to use the mercedesrocks WordPress account to create my own memes and have my own domain at mercedesrocks.com point to that account. I have two memes I want to create and start:

  • Scrumptious Sunday: where we list our Scrumptious Sunday Dinner, or a list of any scrumptious dinner, recipes, pictures. I might also have a question or something to go along with it.

  • Hump Day Humor: Where we post humorous stuff (email forwards, funny pictures, or funny personal stories) on Hump Day~Wednesday. I might also have a theme each week.

      

If I do this:

  • Would you be interested in viewing?

  • Would you be interested in partcipating in these daily memes?

  • Please let me know your thoughts, suggestions, views, and opinions. I would appreciate any feedback on this. Thank You!

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