Dog Philosophy

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Anonymous~

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ~Ann Landers~

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ~Will Rogers~

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras~

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. ~Josh Billings~

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney~

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made.
~M. Acklam~

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~Rita Rudner~

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley~

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. ~Franklin P. Jones~

If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise ~Unknown~

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money! ~Joe Weinstein~

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! ~Anne Tyler~

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~Robert A. Heinlein~

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~Mark Twain~

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, “Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!” ~Dave Barry~

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret~

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams~

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

R.I.P. Patch

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8 Responses

  1. Great pictues! I love the quotes!! Thanks for posting this 🙂

  2. That little black and white dog appears to have mastered the power of flight!

  3. I really enjoyed this!! How true. 🙂

  4. I really enjoyed this, Mercedes. Thanks. ((HUG))

  5. These are GREAT! Makes me want puppies since I’m done with the babies..ha! Thinking of you! XOX Deb

  6. Dog quotes — always fun. 🙂

  7. Thanks for posting this Mercedes! It made our day!

    Jamie – Shawna and Laci (our dogs)

  8. i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve this web site it rocks

    Thank you!

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