Why God Made Moms

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WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:


Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me.
   He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything
   nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones.
   Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there,
   but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background.
   Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year?
   Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.
   And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because
   dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection.
   She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has
   a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and
   dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power
  'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to
   sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine .

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect.
   Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.
   I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter Then she would know it was my
   sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes
   on the back of her head.

 

This song is for my Mom who is a huge Beatles Fan!

Your Mother Should Know

by The Beatles


Let's all get up and dance to a song
that was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know 

Sing it again
Let's all get up and dance to a song
that was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know 

Lift up your hearts and sing me a song
that was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know 

Da da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da da da da
Though she was born a long, long time ago
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know
Your mother should know

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3 Responses

  1. That’s great! I just love those! Mother’s day is coming up! What are you giving your mom?

    Did you know that mother’s day is the biggest day to call your mom? Try calling earlier in the day or later in the evening…there will be less circuit busy signals…even more interesting…Father’s day is the biggest day for COLLECT calls! 😉

    Thanks! I just ordered a free 8X10 print from Walgreens of my bf and I. I will be purchasing a frame for it and I will give that to my Mom. I send flowers to my Granny, My bf’s Mom and his Grandmother. His Mom’s birthday is Friday the 9th and My Mom’s birthday is the 22nd. He does all of the card shopping for his family-he gets great tear jerkers-lol! So I gotta get birthday gifts at the same time too-lol! Mary Kay for his Mom and I dunno for my Mom. I will call my Mom early Sunday morning~7:00-8:00. Thanks for the heads up and info about Mother’s Day and Father’s Day-hehe!

  2. Great post! What a clever clever CLEVER approach to the voices theme for May! Song lyrics! I am SO not that clever! Awesome idea. 🙂

    Thank you! And you are most definitely a clever person~lovin’ your new blog! Sorry I haven’t been by as often as I should-end of the year craziness! Love ya! Mere

  3. That was too cute! And just in time for Mother’s Day.

    Thank you! Thanks for coming over! I love your post about commenting is mandatory-comments are a blogger’s crack-LOL!

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