L is for Letter to the IRS

This meme is hosted by Mercedes at Mercedes Rocks

Hump Day Humor: Eighth Edition

Theme: Taxes/Tax Time

A Letter to the IRS

Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe
$3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA
Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the
Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying
$171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six
(6) hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot,
bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the
overpayment of $22.00 to the “Presidential Election Fund,” as
noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them
one (1) 1.5″ Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from
USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for
1.5″ Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your
convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer

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5 Responses

  1. LMAO! Thanks for stopping by 🙂

    Hehe! You’re welcome! I really enjoyed your tax cartoons and more tax cartoons! Thanks for playing this week! Hope to see you next week!

  2. Great letter! I love it!

    Happy Hump Day!

    Thanks! I enjoyed your tax quotes too-especially Will Rogers-lol!

  3. That’s HySTERICAL!

    Hehe! There’s more fun over at Mercedes Rocks-Hump Day Humor! You should visit some of the others! More hysterics!

  4. Hahaha Hilarious!

    LOL! You should go check out the other participants’ posts this week! There are some great ones-too funny!

  5. Heh heh, good one! Now if only the IRS would accept screw sin payment! 😀

    Thanks! ROFL! Good one too-lol!

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