B is for Birds & Bees


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Sixth Edition

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

~Out of the Mouths of Babes~

Birds & Bees

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A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block”? Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat”.

”What’s that mean”? asked the child.

“Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage”.

The little girl goes to the garage and says, “Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you”.

Dad said, “Bring Belle over here”. He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
“OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block”.

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, “Where’s Belle”?


The little girl said, “She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home”.

If you ain’t laffin’..
You ain’t livin’!

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5 Responses

  1. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Should I try to find a pic for this one? ROFL!

  2. Hehehehe So hilarious. I almost asked why you’re home and then I remembered you are on spring break! WooHoo

    LOL! I should be doing other things, but Jedd is at work-so I better take advantage of blogging until he gets home-hehe! Actually I believe Patch is calling me for a nap-WOOF!

  3. Hahahaa! Thanks for the laugh!

    You are so welcome!

  4. LOL love it!

    I enjoyed yours too~God is getting better isn’t he? LOL! Thanks for playing!

  5. Really cute!

    Thanks! I enjoyed yours too~Grandma needs to investigate further-lol! Thanks for playing!

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