Mothers Can Be Embarrassing

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Hump Day Humor Fourth Edition

This is a weekly meme for Hump Day~Wednesdays. Participants will post anything humorous: email forwards, pictures, happenings, or personal stories that go along with the question(s) and/or theme that is posted for that Wednesday.

Theme for Hump Day Humor

Fourth Edition

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

~Politics~

Mothers Can Be Embarrassing

(I hope I do not offend anyone)

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their mothers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up — teacher, nurse,
businesswoman, Saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother,
he replied, “Well my mother’s an exotic dancer in a
cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men
and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then
took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true
about your mother?”

“No,” the boy said, “She works for the Democratic
National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton
to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to
say that in front of the other kids.”
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6 Responses

  1. Ha Ha Good one.
    Here’s another one for hump day humour
    A Catholic nun teacher asks the kids what they want to be when they grow up. The usual answers, doctor, policeman, carpenter, librarian etc.
    Then it’s Jenny’s turn & she says Prostitute.
    The Nun screams & faints…
    When she comes to she asks Jenny again…
    Jenny replies , I said I want to be a Prostitute Sister Mary.
    Oh thank goodness, replies the Nun, I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!!! 🙂

    ROFL! You should save that for when I have Religion as the theme for Hump Day Humor at my other blog, Mercedes Rocks: http://mercedesrocks.wordpress.com! Come on over and check it out!

  2. Hehehe So cute.

    Thanks!

  3. Haha, both of those were funny. 🙂

    Glad you liked!

  4. That was toooo funny!

    Glad you liked it! So are you off for a long weekend? We have a 3 day weekend-woohoo!

  5. That is HILARIOUS!!

    Glad you liked it!

  6. Love this one! Trying to catch up! hugs

    Oh~I so need to catch up at your place! Thanks for coming over!

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