Dog Peeves About Humans


1.  Blaming your farts on me…not funny…not funny at all!!!



2.  Yelling at me for barking. I AM A FRIGGIN’ DOG! 



3.  Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?



4.  Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!



5.  Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you are not at home.



6.  The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!  Whooo Hooooo whart a proud moment for the top of the food chain.



7.  Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”, then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!



8.  Getting upset when I sniff the crothces of guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.



9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven’t you noticed the fur?



10.  How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.



Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who’s boss here! You don’t see me picking up your poop, do you?


Missy the Cat: Is this true?

9 Responses

  1. #6 ROFL!

    ROFL with ya, sista! WOOF!

  2. I’m sorry but that cute little green sweater looks cute. Some dogs just don’t have as much fur as others. Did you see my blog, “CLOTHES MAKES THE MAN”? 🙂

    It is cute. Yeah your little non-furballs need some clothes-gotta keep them warm. Patch just has a had time finding things to go with spots-lol.

  3. These are so true! I’m gonna get mom to read these!

    You are precious!

  4. Rusty’s mom: when I was a kid my dad would blame the dog, Troop, for farts. it got to where when dad farted Troop would duck his head. Poor baby.

    Bless Troop!

  5. From Curious: I think there should be a saying, so I’m going to make it up now. Feel free to share it.

    “When I was a boy, I was proud, yes i say proud of my farts. But now that I am a man, I must put aside the joys of childhood…and blame them on the dog!”

    From Missy the Cat: It’s not true, we are perfectly capable of unconditional love. We’re just…reserved, sometimes, about showing it. And while we’re on the subject of dispelling vicious rumors about cats, It’s also not true that dogs and cats can’t be friends. Next to my people, my best friend is a dog!

    From Curious again: This is true, She and our neighbor’s American Eskimo are great friends. And we’re so happy to hear that Patch can poop again! That’s always a good thing…

    ROFL~I love your saying!
    Thank you Missy the cat for sharing your views on the matter. I thought Patch couldn’t get along with cats until I took him to Bath Place a few weeks ago.
    Missy~yes, it is a great thing-I can sleep now-lol.


  6. ROFL I lurved this. WOOF!

    Hi ya Mere! How is it going gf?

    Hey HH! Isn’t this hilarious?
    Going ok for now.
    I was off today and gotta go back to school tomorrow.
    Patch has been sick~diagnosis lymphoma. He is doing better now-due to the meds.
    Thanks for stopping by~waiting on you to join us-lol!


  7. I am glad Patch is doing better! I hate it when my doggis child is sick. She is so helpless and can’t tell you whats up. So I know how you feel!

    I did love the comic above. We all know I am not a cat person with the exception of Missy – She is way too cool not to like!

    Throwing Patch doggis treats and Missy some fishies!

    Thank you HH! Speaking of fishies~I had to fish you out of spam-? I love this comic-lol!

  8. This was too funny girlfriend, ROFL! Thanks

    It is so funny and you’re welcome! WOOF!

  9. how did I miss this….too cute!

    I don’t know-lol. Glad you like!

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