The Pastor’s Ass

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the pastor not to
enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS

This was too much for the bishop,
so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news,
posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the bishop,
so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and
lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is:
Being concerned about public opinion can bring
you much grief and misery and even shorten your life.
Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and
you will be a lot happier and live longer!

 

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5 Responses

  1. ROFL, Mercedes, enjoyed and last statement is true..:)LOL!

    Glad you liked! WOOF!

  2. I was going to leave a comment to the effect of, “If you let what everyone is saying about your ass get you worked up…” I hadn’t quite figured it out when I got to the moral of the story and realized I couldn’t be wittier than that (at least not on only one cup of caffeine) so I will just say –

    -nice-

    Also, thanks for the link!!

    Have a great Sunday!

    ROFL! Thanks!

  3. tee-hee.

    ROFL!

  4. What a hoot! I will definitely forward this one!

    It is hilarious! Forward away! I gotta get over to your place-will do tonight-Jedd works-lol!

  5. Heehee. This is hilarious!!!

    Too hilarious! LOL! WOOF!

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