An Interview With an 80 Year Old Woman

     

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Email Forward~This is too funny!

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she
had just gotten married — for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt
like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s
occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.“Interesting, ” the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn’t
mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they
did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those
years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered
proudly, explaining that she’d first married a banker when she was in
her early 20s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40s, later on a
preacher when in her 60s, and now in her 80s, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, “I married one for the money, two for the
show, three to get ready, and four to go.”

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5 Responses

  1. HAHAHA!!!

    I love this one~ROFL! WOOF!

  2. This is one of those that I would like to remember to share, ROFL! Yes! LOL!

    I need some hilarious pics to go along with it!

  3. Very good!

    Too funny! I love this one!

  4. Good one, I’ll get a lot of mileage out of this one!

    Great~stop by anytime!

  5. Great!!!!!!!!! Love it!!!!

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