I have completed my seventh year teaching Kindergarten. Sometimes the children can say the funniest things. Here are a few quotes from students-past and present-I like to call: Out of the Mouths of Babes. Feel free to add any hilarious quote from a child to this thread-just remember to change their name.
My first year of teaching: Johnny raises his hand and I call on him and he says “Miss Mercedes, why is your hair three different colors”? I bet you can guess who I immediately called after school was over-My hairdresser.
To understand this one, you have to read my Moon Climber post. Injured Student comes into school the next morning and waves his cast in Mrs. Secretary’s face and says, “I told you, you should have called my mom!”
I had Injured Student’s older brother in my class a few years ago. He had difficulty making the /l/ sound as in log. One day I asked him how his ballgame went. He replied: “We yost. We aways yoose.”
Parent/Teacher Conferences: Talking to “Johnny’s mom and she tells me that she always asks Johnny how his day went.
Yesterday she asked, “So Johnny, how did your day go?”
Johnny replied, “I did fine, but Miss Mercedes had a bad day.”
Mom asks why and he replies, “Because a bunch of us pulled our card to black.”
He meant a bunch of children did not make good choices ALL day.
I love it!
hanitizer = hand sanitizer
Feel free to add anything here on Out of the Mouths of Babes…I’m looking for more laughs.